Crossword puzzle clue "you're such for helping"

"You're such ___ for helping"

Response to "Did you read on [such-and-such site]?"

"And As It Is Such, So Also As Such Is It ___ You" (fake religious TV show from "Arrested Development")

"That's me, helping you through traffic ___"

Where you may see a second helping?

One helping you get a seat?

Needing your help to carry a couch up three flights of stairs (thank you so much btw you're such a good friend)

Song version such as "Forget You" (better known as "Fuck You")