Crossword puzzle clue "you're such teen put down"

"You're such ___" (teen put-down)

Response to "Did you read on [such-and-such site]?"

"And As It Is Such, So Also As Such Is It ___ You" (fake religious TV show from "Arrested Development")

"Teen Wolf" and "Teen Mom" network: Abbr.

Baffles (ABOUT THIS PUZZLE: If you saw the headline "Fiend Found!" you might instantly notice that, between the two words, only the vowels change — the consonants stay put. Okay, if you were me, you'

Things you put up when you "put 'em up"

What might make you get down while you go down?

Put up with a put-down