Crossword puzzle clue "you might need a lot of it for your files"

You might need a lot of it for your files

Sounds you might make when I say "Would you rather watch your parents have sex or have your parents watch you have sex?"

Like the "The X-Files" vis-à-vis "The Rockford Files"

Where you might put your balls before hitting your balls as hard as you can

You might have one to visit Japan, but you'll need a bunch once you get there

You need to put a lot of money into it if you want it to be fully loaded

You might rate them on their route and they might rate you on you vomited everywhere

Yell at your parents for not making the soup salty enough because your crush told you your mouth looks too funny to kiss, e.g.